You ever go to a restaurant expecting one thing and instead end up with your eyes bugging out of your head? That's what happened to us with our dining experience yesterday.
Hubs and I took the kids downtown to check out the Cincinnati Reds Opening Day Parade (a Cincinnati tradition!) and decided to have lunch at the Johnny Rockets that just opened next to the ballpark. It started out well enough, as we were able to get seated relatively quickly despite the opening day/lunch time crowds. It went downhill from there, though. First, we got a very limited menu, which I kind of understood considering it was a game day and they need to move people in and out quickly. But then I asked about the kids menu, only to be told the only thing they had for kids was a plain hot dog. Okay. My kids like hot dogs. No biggie.
So, we order. Two hot dogs, two burgers (mine was very simple: lettuce, onion, and pickle), two orders of fries for us to share (because they don't come with the burgers or dogs), and four drinks. - The drinks came before we ordered, actually. I was surprised the girls got a large size, but they were all in take out cups, so I didn't think much about it beyond that. The food came out, but not my burger. Apparently the waiter forgot to put in my order. Then they brought out a burger for me. Except it had cheese on it, and I can't eat cheese. That was quickly fixed, and everything was fine. I really don't get worked up over things like that, so it barely factors into the experience until you put it all together.
Then the bill came. This is the point where my eyes bugged out of my head. How much would one assume two plain hot dogs for kids, two fries, two burgers, and four drinks would cost?
How about $56? Yes, FIFTY SIX DOLLARS! That was before tip.
I hate to cook, so we dine out probably more than we should, but we're very good at keeping our meals between $20 - $30 for our family of four. We knew this would cost more than normal, but WOW! Eyes. Bugging.
Yeah, so it doesn't take much to guess why I find Johnny Rockets to be terribly family unfriendly. Lack of a kids menu is the main reason - though their website claims they have one, but not this location. I can't confirm this personally, but I was told the location across the river in Newport, KY no longer has a kids menu either. Those hot dogs were darn near $7 each. Then the drinks were $3.75 each. That makes one "kids meal" - AKA a hot dog and drink - almost $11. That's $11 per kid. We can go to some of the finest restaurants in town and not pay nearly that much for an actual kids meal, complete with a side and probably a drink too. And sadly, the food isn't even really that spectacular. Or even good, actually. Funny how it seemed so much better nearly nine years ago, when we spent almost every night of our honeymoon cruise at the ship's Johnny Rockets and the food was all free. Free food is always tasty.
So, what is my point here? It's this: If you have a never ending supply of money and enjoy mediocre food, then disregard this entire post. But, if you think spending that much money for a child to eat - or probably not eat - a crappy hot dog, then skip your visit to Johnny Rockets. A trip to Red Robin will yield a much better dining experience for way less money. - And those fries are bottomless!
FIFTY SIX DOLLARS!! Holy crap!
*Adapted photo by Loadmaster
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